Is not your mum. “Go to your room!” See, you didn’t go.
Is not a fedora hat. Only fedora hats are fedora hats.
Is not an effervescent tablet high in Vitamin B and a great way to start your day with a "bounce".
Is not the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
Is not the legal guardian of Abigail Breslin. Anymore.
Is not an experimental radio show playing karate sound effects.
Is not a talking car that starred in its own TV show with David Hasselhoff.
Is not that guy who had a crush on Rachael in Friends, you’re thinking of Gunther.
Is not the guy who shot the deputy. Nor do they have any information that would lead to his arrest.