Is not your mum. “Go to your room!” See, you didn’t go.
Is not a talking car that starred in its own TV show with David Hasselhoff.
Is not the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
Is not an experimental radio show playing karate sound effects.
Is not a fedora hat. Only fedora hats are fedora hats.
Is not the legal guardian of Abigail Breslin. Anymore.
Is not that guy who had a crush on Rachael in Friends, you’re thinking of Gunther.
Is not an effervescent tablet high in Vitamin B and a great way to start your day with a "bounce".
Is not the guy who shot the deputy. Nor do they have any information that would lead to his arrest.