Is not a fedora hat. Only fedora hats are fedora hats.
Is not the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
Is not that guy who had a crush on Rachael in Friends, you’re thinking of Gunther.
Is not a talking car that starred in its own TV show with David Hasselhoff.
Is not an experimental radio show playing karate sound effects.
Is not the guy who shot the deputy. Nor do they have any information that would lead to his arrest.
Is not your mum. “Go to your room!” See, you didn’t go.
Is not an effervescent tablet high in Vitamin B and a great way to start your day with a "bounce".
Is not the legal guardian of Abigail Breslin. Anymore.